We're on to you, cat owners

Dating video gets weird

Wee Wee, who already has a crush on Joe, had to watch him and Jasmine, the girl he had already gone out with, go skinny-dipping in the pool together. You can find the whole scene here if you want to see it in all its glory you really do. Even if you try to do things right, you still wind up soaked in blood. That's like doing a Super Mario Bros.

If the most important questions you ask on a first date involves weed, you just hit the jackpot. On Thursday's series premiere, couples went on their first naked dates, but the nudity didn't stop there. To make matters worse, Wee Wee's date, Jack, completely forgets she even exists when confronted by Jasmine and even helps her undress. While some people find that their height doesn't impact dating at all, others may feel that it allows for judgment, fetishization, and stereotyping.

We're on to you, cat owners. For example, if you stick with the first girl and ignore the other one, then at the end of the game she pushes your girlfriend in front of an oncoming train, leaving you holding her disembodied hand.

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The setup is that your character in the game has always been nice to stray cats, so one day he's rewarded by a powerful cat god who offers to grant him one wish. If you still feel like you need to play this game after that, there are plenty more surprises in store.