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And a lot of fathers live very much in avoidance, and they sit on the toilet. Marriage is just like a larvae stage for true happiness, which is divorce.

And they give you the suit you were convicted in. Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. Life is full of horrible mistakes.

People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. When you're married, it's one person. And from their point of view, it's like they're dating a dead person. And they give you a paper bag with a watch and a wallet in it.

If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. Everything that people say is testable.

To me the

That's how I see myself through their eyes. If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

See what those

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. If you meet someone, fall in love, and get married. But divorce just gets stronger, like a piece of oak. And you sort of activate male skills that you didn't know you could apply to fatherhood.

See what those feelings are showing you and use it. To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. You just go and you just do it. The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle.

The year-old funnyman has also had a lot of on-point things to say about divorce. Every year has been better than the last.

You have to be in shape and have endurance. That's a very strange dynamic. Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about.